starbucks && speedbumps
I am Ari. I like pretty dresses, tea, and video games about zombies.
Track: John Mulaney as he's meant to be heard
Artist: It sounds like he's on a 1935's variety show now too
Album:

curestardust:

Star Twinkle Precure PV 1

screaming-seal:

ebimanami:

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THOT! THOT!

OOH, WE GOT IT!

THOT! THOT!

HEY, WE GOT IT!

THOT! THOT!

SAY, WE GOT IT!

THOT CHOCOLATE!

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W E    G O T    I T

ot3:

DM is making our characters play price is right to the death and they have to guess how much money this grill costs or  take psychic damage 

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raissesvagina:

I’ve totally fucked this kid up he’s traumatized for life “he’s the guy who puts hot sauce in his coffee” Ken we just asked if you wanted to go to Tartarus tonight “He puts hot sauce…in his coffee” Ken we need you to calm down- This 11 year old is gonna need therapy to recover from how bad I’ve just fucked him over

cybercrimer:

moodboard

madein-losangeles:

quietly-islayem:

00incognegro:

Just walk Jalen

Damn Jalen please walk

He be ready to get tf outta there.

shieldfoss:

nuclearspaceheater:

shieldfoss:

shieldfoss:

shieldfoss:

the-everything-man:

wokeapedia:

4chan boards like /ck/, /lit/, and shit are so funny because they take a culture that’s as abrasive and as edgy as possible and put it inside a traditionally calm normal hobby so you get language like “whoever doesn’t butter your yams go fuck yourself you filthy piece of shit”

The last time I was on /ck/ someone said he liked to put soy sauce on his spaghetti and the first reply told him he’d beat him to death if he ever said that again.

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I haven’t been to /ck/ for ages and I’m glad I went back

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